Because Fuck You I’m the Dungeon Master
Beware the Smiling Dungeon Master
Chaotic Stupid is Not an Alignment.
Crit Happens
Don’t Start No Shit, Won’t Be No Crit.
Dungeon Masturbator
Intelligence is my Dump Stat
Lawful in the Streets, Chaotic in the Sheets.
NPC Lives Matter
Roll for Initiative
The Dice Giveth and the Dice Taketh Away
Tread Lightly. You Look Like Just Enough XP to Level Up.
When the DM Smiles, It’s Because Your Mom is Under the Table.
You Can Certainly Try…
Because I’m the DM. That’s Why.
Carpe DM
Charisma is my Dump Stat. So Fuck Off.
Definitely Not a Mimic
Dungeon Master Literally God
Horse!
It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Fails a Saving Throw.
My Dice Get More Ones Than Your Mom’s Thong During a Good Shift.
I believe you’ll find that rule clearly spelled out on page fuck you I’m the Dungeon Master.
Roll Initiative, Bitches!
There are 20 Sides to Every Story
What Doesn’t Kill Me Gives Me XP
Wisdom is my Dump Stat
Before you do that, roll me an Intelligence check to see if your character is as stupid as you are.
Chaotic Neutral Because Fuck You
Charisma is my Dump Stat.
Don’t Hate the Player. Hate the DM.
Dungeon Master
I Put the D in Dungeon Master. I Needed the XP.
Jesus Saves! Everyone Else Takes 4d6 Points of Damage.
No, Really. What Do You Do?
Rocks Fall. Everyone Dies.
Rolling Dice Builds Character
This is How I Roll
When the DM Smiles, It’s Already Too Late.
World’s Okayest Dungeon Master